Ik heb gisteren, voor het eerst in lange tijd, de kinderquotes (zie ook Kids Quotes #1, #2, #3 en #4) weer eens bijgewerkt. Hieronder deel ik er een aantal; meestal taalgerelateerd maar sommige ook gewoon omdat ze zo leuk zijn :).
L, to a friend: Zullen we spelen op de zolder? Dan gaan we de tijd lekker laten vliegen en kunnen we sneller minecraft spelen.
Speech bubble = zegballonetje.
L: T thinks that everything is okay. In life, you'll find hundreds of things that are not okay! Maybe even thousands. Maybe even millions!
L, touches the hot heater, then covers it with a towel: Let the heater burn none of us.
L, talking about a hollow chocolate Sinterklaas: It's like a tunnel without an entrance.
L, about exercises at school: It is as stupid as being in jail ... in a tiny spot ... for a hundred years!
L: T said he wanted to drive me plat!
L: I know why they're called “misquitos”: because they're hard to get and you normally miss!
L: Why did they name that baby Aart?
C: Because they liked that.
L: Ehhhh, if you'd say that in English it'd be Ground.
L, about baby Y: I decoded that 'weh' into ‘I want to get out’.
C: How did you get here? The gate was closed.
L: Skills.
(Long pause)
I can open the gate myself. (Shrugs)
C: What is this? Legos?
L: No, it's etceteras.
L: I know why Ruusland is called Ruusland. Because they make ruzie with all de andere landen.
L: T, als jij A (niece) nog een keer omgooit, dan breek ik het huis af ...
L, getting caught putting toilet paper sheets into the toilet: first it was 9, then 10, then it happened to be 15 … now 20.
L: According to my calculations, Y (baby) likes ... shapes!
L: I'm a yeeter
W, amused: Hmm?
L: A yoghurt eater! A yeater!
Flooded (EN) = Gefloedeerd (NL??)
L: Guys, do you know who is the god of dodging attacks? It's God. He's literally the god of that.
L: Mommy, is "rijk aan" Something more than "bron van"?
L: Time is like a timer for infinite minutes.
L, explaining to T: today is yesterday's tomorrow
C told him about blood types. That everyone can receive type O.
L: So if they don't know your type and there's no time they give you O because that's always OK?
W, wrestling with L: You must've used a lot of energy.
L: Nooo. Only a pixel of a percent.
L: the iON cannon is on but the iOFF cannon is off!
L had to finish his plate before he could get dessert (yoghurt)
L: This is too spicy!
W: Well, dessert will help with that.
L: Yeey. Yoghurt will eat my dinner!
L, about abacus: Yeah, there are a hundred crawls in this! (Kralen)
Pipes in Mario are kloekkloekkloeks.
L: If you don’t eat it … your mom and dad … delete it!
L: BurgerMe is just not a good name for a store
W: Oh? Why?
L: It already means something
W: Hmm.. what?
L: Turn me into a burger. Really! That's what it means!
L, after someone mentioned Mentos: Cementos. They said mentos so I said CEmentos!
L: Mommy, let's omstebeurt say maths to each other. I'll start.
L: Not anymore yet ... Hahaha I said not anymore yet!
L: This is the een-na-last schoolday!
L, starting the bedtime routine 5m later than usual: Daaddyyy, you took too long. Now I'm tired and boinky … that I boink into people.
W, driving L home from swimming: Would you like to do something nice for mommy?
L: What?
W: Grab the green bin.
L: No. I just want to play Minecraft ... or otherwise I'll kill you.
W, considers options for a bit, and then: And how would you kill me?
L: With a laser beam. Bye!
W: You have a laser beam?
L: Yeah. In a secret place.
W: Let's say you don't have a laser beam. How would you kill me then?
L: Hit you a thousand billion times until you're dead.
W: And what would you do after that?
L: Ask mommy to unlock the iPad and play Minecraft until I'm blind. Bye!
W: Do you like playing with <Friend>?
L: Ja. Hij is echt een lieve guy.
L, watching floor is lava TV show: Hij ging naar de wet and slippery earth springing. Then he ging bouncen to the space rock.
L discovered what the "skip intro" button (on Netflix) does.
L: Skip... Intro. This is such a great button!
L: And now this dish in the washer *goes on to explain how that is a word play on “dishwasher”*
L, to C because he wanted dessert: Finish it as fast as you can but take your time and don’t go too fast but as quick as you can.
W grabs mouse for laptop
L: Oh yeah! It's not touch screen but a mouse screen!
L: I'm SO sick!
C: What kind of sick?
L: I'm talking about that I'm so good!
W: What’s 7 plus 6?
L: 13!
W: What’s 9 plus 4?
L: 13!
W: What’s 12 plus 1?
L: 13!
W: What’s 13?
L: 13! ... I'm very good at 13!
L calls ‘eierkoek’ a Pancakeflopyummystuff
L, after W put a toy back: Why did you unadd my toy?!
L in toystore after a while: Daddy, did you know that everyone is buying something? So it’s not normal … just looking.
W: We're having sweet potato fries. From the oven. What else do we need?
L: Ehm, an oven?!
L: Can you schuif a bit op?
L: What if babies were way stronger than mommies and daddies? Then they'd pick you guys right up.
L, to a friend: Wij hebben ook een spiegel beneden. Ik zal je daar heen leiden.
L forgets part of a song and tries to explain but can’t find the right words to do so: OH I EVEN FORGET WORDS!!
L: Hij weet niet waar ons te vinden.
